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'LOOK WHAT I FOUND AGAIN' A LINE O' TYPE OR TWO Hew to the Line, let the IHE WORLD GREATEST NEWSPAPER HOW TO KEEP WLL by T. R. VAN DELLEN, MD. WRYNECK AT BIRTH 1959: By The Chicago Tribune HVIIM -U I0. 14? quips fall inhere they may office Part 1-Page 8 Fri, Sept.

II. 1959 in CARAVANS Well, 1960 is getting ever closer. And, THE NECK is turned to either side by a powerful miKflo oYtpnrlinff frnm you might as well face it, it will not be too long until political candidates, trav the base of the ear to the collar bone. When this muscle is eling verbal troupes, will be braying I about the landscape like flagrant flauto injured or in blowers: flamed, the neck becomes These intrepid candidates will visit town after town, and in each they will stiff or the individual de Fulbright knows something these men don't. It is not necessary for the senator to tell the American people that the Khrushchev visit may very well fail to bring any thaw in the cold war.

The people know that. Could the senator, as America's spokesman, do any better than Mr. Eisenhower to assure that the country would be less vulnerable or more protected? Somehow we doubt it. We will concede that the country might go broke faster under Fulbright, but his panaceas have a habit of petering out. Sixteen years ago he thought he had the answer to everything in the "Fulbright resolution" committing the United States, at the end of a still unfinished war, to join an international organization with power to prevent aggression and preserve peace.

The result was the United Nations and, if that is a fair sample of how Ful-bright's schemes prove themselves thru effective practice, any other of the senator's brainstorms would invite skepticism. be confronted by fierce and delinquent fowl, mostly fried, which, apparently, have fought grimly thru a long and velops wry neck. trouble filled life and are not yet will A congenital 1 ing to yield. They will contest fiercely form may oc cur shortly each step of a delaying action thru the inner canals of these hopeful statesmen. The defenses of these muscular cru after birth.

The involved sading chickens, apparently 'etched to muscle has a knotlike swell culinary culmination in a sauce of ing that shortens the fibers and pulls the head of the youngster toward the affected side. In severe cases the pull i FOREIGN AID BEGETS I DOMESTIC SPENDING For the first time in 146 vetoes President Eisenhower has not Deen sustained. Congress Thursday overrode his veto of the second public works bill, providing expenditures of 1 billion 185 million dollars. The opposition mustered 12 more votes in the House and eight more in the Senate than were needed to provide the two-thirds majority necessary to pass the bill over the President's veto. The measure was repassed in hardly more palatable form than when it provoked the original veto.

On a motion to override that veto in the House, Mr. Eisenhower was saved by the margin of one vote. When the appropriation was recast, with provision for an across-the-boards cut of 2Vz per cent on all items of spending, new and old alike, the President again vetoed it, but this time he failed to prevail for the first time in more than six and one-half years. During the discussion, a voice was heard in the House decrying the description of the measure as a "pork barrel" bill. The speaker, somewhat incongruously, was Rep.

Otto E. Passman of Louisiana, who, as chairman of a subcommittee which annually has passed on foreign aid appropriations, has been one of the strongest critics of these handouts. Mr. Passman's remarks were enlightening. He said that he cannot understand why spending on rivers, harbors, is so marked the ear rests on broken test tubes, will be augmented by sinister garden peas, a.

few steps into foul territory, and melted ice cream which the Elks forgot to eat two weeks ago. But whatever victual sins these chefs may visit upon the candidates, they will not get a because there is no defense against a political speech the shoulder and the chin points to the affected side. The head looks slanted and the face becomes asymmetrical. The shortened muscle with once you are in the hall. It is not too much to hope that Estes Kefauver will be involved somewhere in its tumor like enlargement this next campaign, as he is the recog stands out like a taut string.

The condition reaches its maximum intensity during nized handshaking champion, and it is a thing of beauty to watch him clutch constituent paws. He has no match in this event from a standing start around DISTURBED UNIONS Statements made at the state convention of the AFL-CIO indicate a loss of contact with reality and a split personality in what is called the house of labor. These days even a union convention must take some notice of corruption, racketeering, and other abuses in labor," to quote local 637 of the Painters union. So notice was taken by urging the readmission to the AFL-CIO of all unions expelled by it for cause. Disciplining by the national federa the second month and begins to recede by the end of the two turns, and could easily have won the event in the Pan-American games fifth, month.

The condition usually corrects itself by the had he been so minded. first birthday. 1 VOICE OF THE PEOPLE The Tribune's Clay Gowran was privileged to watch Mr. Kefauver in a hand Heat, massage, and stretch Rimes and Remnants BY D. A shaking effort of sheer artistry in Albuquerque, N.

M. The plane was crowded ing are used but these procedures are of questionable value. Surgery is recommend 4'i and it came to a choice of leaving be Writers should confine themselves to 200 or 300 words. Give full names and addresses. No manuscripts can be returned.

Space for letters is obviously limited. Incoming mail far exceeds it. If a letter is not printed attribute it to lack of, room Address letters to Voice of the People. THE TRIBUNE tion is ineffective, the state meeting ed when the shortened muscle hind a TV equipment, the candi resolved. Correction of admitted abuses fails to relax after the end of can only be "based on the democratic and flood control is considered in a derogatory sense as "pork," when the a year.

In this operation the muscle is lengthened and the neck is enclosed in a cast until healing takes place. WANTS MILITARY POSTS SELF-CONTAINED Big Spring, Aug. 29 object is to save lives and property at dates, or the gasoline, Mr. Gowran said. Naturally the gasoline was left, so it had to be a short hop." The plane arrived at 6:30 a.

and Mr. Kefauver, half asleep, was up like an overgeared grasshopper and off the plane. He seized in turn the hands of each of the 50 writers assigned to him, action of rank and file members." But no one knows better than unionists that the outfits expelled by the AFL-CIO because of racketeer or commu home The House had previously passed a 3 billion 281 million dollar foreign aid No one knows why the mus I suggest a wholesale house-cleaning of civilian employes on military establishments. All the services have a great many cle behaves in this way. It '1 may be that it is overstretched appropriation, and the reduction of 370 million dollars from the total requested frozen" fields, where promo THE KHRUSHCHEV VISIT Chicago, Sept.

4 Tho to raise moral issues in discussing the conduct of individuals Js appropriate, it serves no useful purpose in dealing with the misdeeds of nations. While deploring with indignation, as I am sure he must, the misconduct of the Russian rulers since the end of World War II, the President should be guided in the matter of the forthcoming exchange of visits between himself and Mr. Khrushchev by one simple rule: Are the pro tions are not available because by Mr. Eisenhower was not to Rep. Today's Health Hint of positions filled by civilians Passman's satisfaction.

So, in discussing who can be transferred only the public works bill, the Louisiana con nist domination do not permit rank and file members to take democratic action." No contact with reality there. At the same convention, Lester Asher, counsel for the state federation, accused the NLRB of "failure to go after crooks and racketeers." But the federation solemnly resolved that the only effective remedy" for corruption and racketeering "must come from within the labor movement itself." The split is obvious. If only the rank and gressman called attention to the fact that one of Mr. Eisenhower's main ob FAMOUS POEMS Old avoritei reprinted for your icrapbook The Dying Christian To His Soul Vital spark of heavenly flame! Quit, quit this mortal frame: Trembling, hoping, ling'ring, flying, the pain, the bliss of dying! Cease, fond Nature, cease thy strife, And let me languish into life. Hark! they whisper; angels say, Sister Spirit, come away! What is this absorbs me quite? Steals my senses, shuts my sight, Drowns my spirits, draws my breath? Tell me, my soul, can this be death? The world recedes; it disappears! Heav'n opens on my eyes! my ears With sounds seraphic ring! and wound up with a handbreaking clutch of greeting for his running mate, Adlai Stevenson.

"It was a mighty pretty sight," said Mr. Gowran. DOSSIER Learn your strong and weak points, advises Dr. Van Dellen. The list of points on which I'm strong: I modestly admit is From fault or flaw quite free my life-IP.

S. Don't check this with my wife. Marsh of Spring-town There Must Be a Better Way Dept. Here in San Francisco I have found it a thin pigeon! Say," said the new owner of a sports car to the salesman, I haven't got a garage yet; would posed visits likely to relieve world tensions without compromising the principles on which we have determined to Parents should remain calm yet firm when the bewildered adolescent gets moody or goes on a file unionists can do the cleanup job, stand? Viewed in this manner, an i adequate case is made, not because there is any reasonable expectation of changing the and torn during delivery. The swollen area contains fibrous mind or intentions of the vis tissue that is responsible for itor, but because a closer view of their own volition, do not serve overseas, can quit whenever they want to, and are paid more than the service man would be in the same job.

The commissary at our present station is manned 50-50 military and civilian. I would like to see the service returned to the service, and have the base again become the self-contained area it was before World War II. Housing is becoming available on bases in some areas, but only In limited amounts and only for those with the rank of staff sergeant or higher. Many service families pay ridiculous rents for buildings that should have been It ia not unusual to see a converted garage renting for $75 a month. The average young service man today must content himself with a job in a frozen field, often working under a civilian, paying double rent for third-class quarters, while his traditional privileges disappear one by one.

Mhs. Mart Musgravi why reproach the NLRB for not doing it? Clearly, the spokesmen of organized labor are disturbed disturbed by internal troubles and disturbed by public criticism to the point where they are no longer thinking clearly. LUMPS FOR LAMPREYS The sea lamprey is the equivalent the shortening. by the Russian people of their supposed capitalist enemies will Torticollis wryneck is ac you mind leaving it right in the box? Farm: What a city man may dream quired later in life in a variety inevitably tend to dissipate the mistrust so studiously fostered about at 5 p. m.

but never at 5 a. m. by their government. jections was that the measure called for a start on 67 water projects which the President had not recommended. Mr.

Eisenhower pointed out that the eventual cost of these projects would add 800 million dollars to future budgets. Now, 800 million is about one-fourth of the current year's foreign aid appropriation, and Mr. Passman observed that, under the foreign aid program, 1,451 new projects are being started all over the world, in contrast to the 67 projects found objectionable by Mr. Eisenhower within the United States. The congressman said that, if the projects at home were to be stopped, the President ought to be consistent and call off all the projects scheduled to be started outside the country.

So it is apparent that foreign aid not only entails enormous outlays in itself, but the dissipation of these funds for the benefit of foreigners, and not for American voters, provides an argument for increased spending at home. For it is hard to defend the thesis that American needs must be slighted, even tho they may not be entirely vital, in order that additional plums may be conferred on foreigners. This, then, is the real hope of Fellow out here planted bird seed in his yard; we all laughed, but now he has humanity that interest engen the only yellow lawn in town that Lend, lend your wings! I mount! I fly! among lake trout of the Communists among men. It is a predator which has taken a vast toll of trout stocks in the dered in the Russian people by contemplation of the material comforts developed by Yankee sings. A bachelor is one who counts the advantages in being married Grave! where is thy victory? and then the disadvantages.

Best line of the week is Herb Caen's: Sophie Death! where is thy sting? ALEXANDER POPE MEMORY Tucker and Ted Lewis will exchange ingenuity will embarrass their government into emulation. Accordingly, I propose that the President's exchange of visits ought, on balance, to be approved by peace loving people. Philip R. Toomin honorary marriage vows on stage Sun of ways. The cause may be inflammation in the muscle after a siege of tonsilitis with enlargement of the glands in the neck.

Wryneck may follow scarlet fever, measles, sleeping, in a draft, or irritation of the nerves leading to the muscle. Heat- and pain killing drugs bring relief. Questions on medical topics will be answered by mail if stamped, addressed envelope accompanies request. TOMORROW: The child with fever. CHILD LIKES CUCUMBERS Mrs.

L. writes: Are cucumbers safe for children to eat? Great Lakes. Whereas the American government has invited Mr. Khrushchev, the land shark, to be its official guest, it has taken determined measures against this pirate of the waters, and the efforts are beginning to pay off. Perhaps the application merits Mr.

Memory, thou fond deceiver, day at Hollywood's Moulin Rouge as Mr. and Mrs. Show See you Still importunate and vain, To former joys recurring: ever, BOY SCOUT'S MONEY ANCASTER, Sept. 2 And turning: all the past to pain: there? We can all throw shoes, rice and up." Quin Ryan Couth Thought Dept. Eisenhower's attention.

JOYS OF RAVINIA Chicago, Sept. 7 Edward Barry's poetic tribute to the lost joys of the Sunday afternoon concerts at Ravinia must The lamprey first appeared in Lake Thou, like the world, th' op press'd oppressing-, Thy smiles increase the wretch's woe: That court martial probably makes Erie in the 1920s, then spread to the other lakes. By 1946, the commercial the Mackinac bridge the only toll bridge And he who wants each other My oldest son has been a good and faithful Boy Scout for more than three years and as a reward was selected by his fellow Scouts to go on an all expense paid, good will tour to New Orleans. All they were required to take was their spending money. He worked for 10 hours every have stirred all who have shared his feelings.

But must these concerts be given up as blessing: In thee must ever find a foe. OLIVER GOLDSMITH a lost cause? Could not something be done to revive them next season? Why not offer a subscription series to these Sunday con day all during August in a kennel to earn this. He arrived in for aircraft in the country. Jack Rowland TO A STAMP COLLECTOR When sending- verses to an editor I add an envelope stamped with a four That he may send rejections back to me, Relying- on the Golden Rule you see. But since my verses never make the Line By all rules, Bud, those 4 cent stamps are mlne Mis Chara 1 Well, Lunch Boxes Are Small certs? With proper management enough subscriptions your city Aug.

29 at the beginning of the trip. His pocket was picked and his $90 was might be sold to form a sub LOOK WHO'S TALKING Sen. J. William Fulbright 'of Arkansas, having nudged out the ancient Sen. Theodore Francis Green of Rhode Island as chairman of the Senate foreign relations committee, has felt impelled to pay tribute to his oracular fitness for his position by making a speech implying that he is smart and President Eisenhower isn't.

As to that, one may entertain serious doubts and, altho there was some question of Sen. Green's ability to compute stantial financial backbone to help reduce the deficit. Expenses might be cut by leaving off big-name conduct tors and soloists. The programs could consist of such familiar One of the Mortar and Pestle firms, in a Back to School ad, listed two brands and beloved classics as Mr. of whisky, one of gin and one of ver mouth.

That does not give the kiddies My 3 year old girl has been eating 10 slices every day since she was 10 months old. Neighbors keep telling me they are indigestible but my daughter never has had any trouble. REPLY Cucumbers are digestible, and since your youngster never has been bothered, there is no need for concern. This vegetable contains little nourishment and I assume it does not interfere with the child's normal meals. CAN'T CO-ORDINATE L.

H. writes: How does a person with locomotor ataxia act? REPLY In this condition, there is loss of balance and coordination. Some victims walk as tho they did not know where their feet are; others reel like drunks. The arms behave In an equally bizarre fashion. Vision and bladder control may be affected, when the nerves leading to these structures are involved.

the score, going on 92 as he is, similar How Sleep the Brave How sleep the brave, who sink to rest By all their country's wishes blest. When Spring, with dewy fingers cold, Returns to deck their hallow'd mould, She there shall dress a sweeter sod Than Fancy's feet have ever trod. By fairy hands their knell is rung; By forms unseen their dirge is sung; There Honour comes, a pilgrim grey, To bless the turf that wraps their clay; And Freedom shall awhile repair To dwell, a weeping hermit, there! WILLIAM COLLINS Barry mentions. The orchestra could play these well enough without rehearsals, and let the critics stay away. Many would enjoy this informality and once more experience the day reservations will apply to Sen.

Ful bright. much of a choice, do you think? Ak Sar Ben FOOD FOR THOUGHT taken. The other boys chipped in $1 each. However, this didn't recover his money. I am writing this in the hope that whoever took his money might have a change of heart and return some of it.

If they don't, I hope they needed it more than he. His name is Lincoln Simpson and he lives at 85 Lloyminn av. in Ancaster. Marjorie Simpson SOME GAVE ALL OF THEIR LIVES Chicago, Sept 4 Who does Reservist," who wrote the letter appearing today, think he is, anyway? America's only inconvenienced person? In the first place, his wife and two small children should Fulbright's tack was that, having in light charms of Ravinia park. Which is more expensive more or less.

vited Nikita Khrushchev to the United States, Mr. Eisenhower should have B. C. G. catch of lake trout in Lake Huron, which had averaged 3 million pounds a year, dwindled to 50,000 pounds.

In that year the government started to investigate means of controling the parasite which was destroying a valuable fish resource. Mechanical barriers equipped with traps were placed in the streams where the lamprey was found to breed. These proved difficult to maintain during floods. The lamprey by-passed damaged installations to breed upstream. Losses of trout increased.

Lake Michigan, which had 'yielded a catch of 6 million pounds a year, discovered that the trout population had practically been eliminated by 1950. The total catch on the Great Lakes fell from 4.5 million pounds to 1.5 million pounds in the last six years. In 1951 the fish and wildlife service began experimenting with an electrical barrier which produced an electrical field, diverting the lamprey into traps where' they could be destroyed. The latest attack upon the lamprey utilizes two chemicals which are lethal to the larvae of lamprey but are not harmful to other fish. In only one of 11 streams where chemical tests were used last year were lamprey found to survive.

So the promise is that, within a few years, this lake scourge will be wiped out. The government did not think it useful to try to convert this hostile visitor by kindness and hospitality. So one may ask why the red carpet is out for Khrushchev, who is not interested in sucking the lives ou. of fish, but of humankind. A divorce suit or a wedding dress? Rosa Zagnoni Marinoni They've Got to Rest Sometime STEEL STRIKE COMMENT Gary, Sept.

6 The late Phil been prepared to meet him from a position backed by staggering resources of power. Instead, said Fulbright, the full Now that the scientists have produced seedless vvatermelons, why can't Murray is certainly missed by organized labor. Mr. Murray would have had a fair settlement of the steel strike and the men back at their jobs at power of the Presidency had been used to frustrate Congress in its desire to provide him the equipment. have stayed home in the Unit least a month ago.

ed States, as other draftees' Peter Db Fos wives and children do. In the second place, he should have worked harder and earned a THE NEIGHBORS By George Clark promotion and the raise in pay they find a way to take the seeds out of rye bread and certain forms of cream cheese? James W. Owen A man just dropped in to say he was publicizing a string trio which gathers in different homes and plays." Well, if the violin player gets into your home, you are not too much to blame, and there might be some excuse if the viola man evaded you. But if the cello player makes it, there is no one to blame but you" Thomas Morrow which goes with it MEAT FOR BOYS H. A.

W. writes: How much meat is needed by boys 10 and 13 years of age? REPLY One serving a day Is enough, but there is no harm In seconds or in meat at another meal, especially if the boys are active. PIGMENT FORMATION R. C. writes: I understand 100 YEARS AGO from the Tribune and other sources For Your Historical Scrapboolc that if your body lacks pig Laughing Matter It shortly became apparent that Fulbright was envenomed because the White House had characterized as reckless spenders" those in Congress nho were intent on pressing upon the President a whole catalog of new and better spending programs.

Among those specified were a great deal more for public schools, increased armaments, both conventional and advanced; more air bases, foreign development loans on a long term basis, more money for foreign aid, and a huge program of civil defense shelters, so that, from the Fulbright "full arsenal of means," we could all burrow underground. It does not seem to the senator that about 45 billion dollars in defense spending, nuclear programs, and foreign aid is enough; that balanced budgets and fiscal stability are of any account, or that inflation need occasion worry. Yet the army chief of staff, in testifying on the adequacy of defense appropriations, said we had 10 times the power needed to knock out any enemy; the chief of naval operations said that "we cannot afford to overinsure," and the commander of the strategic air command said, "There is no doubt that we bavt a deterrent margin today." If defense has been skimped, Sen. Ik He asked how long a person should give of his life. I say he should be happy that he has only been requested to give part of his time and not all of his life, as so many young men did in conflicts of the past.

Our persecuted young friend should grow up and stop complaining. 'Another Reservist POSITIVE REPORTING OF CRIME Chicago, Sept 1 In publishing news reports and stories about crimes, we should avoid describing all the details. Those can be used by insane or just criminal persons as a guide or even as a lesson on how to do it. We could, if we wished, report under a positive point of view. We should, for instance, report the pure facts of a case, without unnecessary descriptions of inhuman and barbarous cruelties.

We might, add some advice on how to prevent such cases with how to defend oneself against assaults, and tell how the criminal probably will be punished by law. William Zirkh. Sept. 11, 1859: The Tribune withdraws its unfavorable opinion of the Denver gold rush: There seems to be no reason to doubt that gold exists in paying quantities on the eastern slope of the Rocky mountains in the vicinity of Pike's peak. Our readers will take notice that this is the first expression of our belief in the existence of precious metals in sufficient quantity to warrant emigration thither.

We do not believe, however, that more than one person out of 10 who visit the region will get rich. Yet the foundations of a future empire are as surely laid around the creeks and cascades of the upper Platte river as ment you will get white hair. I would like to have a list of foods that contain pigment so I can delay this condition. REPLY Pigment for hair and skin is manufactured in the deep layers of the skin and does not come from food. If you are not convinced, try charcoal, which has more pigment man is contained in any food.

CATARACT S. E. writes: What, if anything, can be done to arrest the growth of a taract? REPLY There is no way to arrest the growth of the common type of cataract. You see, Pop, I need a little pocket money to clear up my debt." they are among the gulches of Cali- MI THIS reasonable enough for you?" -1 i hi i fciMn.